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Biology · Sciences · Schools · Physics
chemistYou enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?

If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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Cops · Police · Schools · Policemen
policeman,shieldWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
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Assassins · Choruses · High Schools · Schools
Why do high school choruses travel so often?

Keeps assassins guessing.
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Jesus · Little Johnny · Babysitters · Schools
boy,soccerA Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.

Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
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Assholes · Orgasms · Women · Husbands · Kids
woman,wateringA woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.

"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids ..."
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