The food in our school canteen is perfect.2 School Food Jokes
If you are a bug!
Teacher: "If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?"6 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "Big hands!"
Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."3 Report Jokes
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject!"
Teacher: "If I give you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?"4 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "Nine."
Teacher: "That's not right, you'd have eight."
Little Johnny: "No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!"
Little Johnny: "I'm not going back to school ever again!"5 Little Johnny JokesNext page JokesSchool Sayings
Mom: "Why not?"
Little Johnny: "The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!"