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The food in our school canteen is perfect.

If you are a bug!

2     School Food Jokes


Teacher: "If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?"

Little Johnny: "Big hands!"

6     Little Johnny Jokes


Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."

Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject!"

3     Report Jokes


Teacher: "If I give you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?"

Little Johnny: "Nine."

Teacher: "That's not right, you'd have eight."

Little Johnny: "No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!"

4     Little Johnny Jokes


Little Johnny: "I'm not going back to school ever again!"

Mom: "Why not?"

Little Johnny: "The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!"

5     Little Johnny Jokes






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