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Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it."

Little Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"

19     Little Johnny Jokes


Teacher: "What is the most common phrase used in school?"

Little Johnny: "I don't know!"

Teacher: "Correct!"

16     Little Johnny Jokes


Teacher: "In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question."

Pupil: "How long for the answers sir!"

12     Pupil Jokes


Teacher: "Fred can you find me America on the map please?"

Fred: "There it is!"

Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?"

Little Johnny: "Fred did!"

13     Little Johnny Jokes


Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?"

LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"

13     Little Johnny Jokes






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