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You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?

If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.

9     Science Jokes


A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.

"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids ..."

27     Asshole Jokes


Why do high school choruses travel so often?

Keeps assassins guessing.

2     Assassin Jokes


Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."

Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"

17     Teacher Jokes


Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."

Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"

Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"

16     Question Jokes






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