You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?9 Science Jokes
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.27 Asshole Jokes
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids ..."
Why do high school choruses travel so often?2 Assassin Jokes
Keeps assassins guessing.
Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."17 Teacher Jokes
Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"16 Question JokesNext page JokesSchool Sayings
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"