70 jokes about sam
16 → JokeProposal
Why do they say 'Amen
' at the end of a prayer
instead of 'Awomen'?
The same reason they sing Hymns
instead of Hers!
Two men Tom and Paul are chatting as they work.5 → Joke
Tom says: "I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week."
Tom: "For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?"
Tom: "He's the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this."
The next day, the same discussion took place.
Tom: "Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?"
Tom: "He's the author of 'The 3 Musketeers'! If you take night courses, you would know this."
The next day, once again:
Tom: "And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?"
Tom: "He's the author of 'Confessions', if you take night courses, you would know this."
This time, Paul got irritated and said: "And you, do you know who John Smith is?"
Paul: "He's the guy roaming with your wife! If you stop night courses, you would know!"
27 → Joke
A one dollar bill
met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff ... church
, church, church."
19 → Joke
, a brunette
, and a redhead all work for a construction crew. One day, they were on their lunch
break, sitting on a beam thirty stories high. They all note that they've had the same lunch for as long as they were on the job. They agreed if they opened their lunchboxes and found the same lunch, they would all hurl themselves off the beam.
The next day, the police are investigating the scene where the three women
fell. When the police asked the husbands
of the women, the brunette and the redhead's husbands both said, "If I had known, I would have given her something different." However, the blonde's husband said, "Don't look at me, she packs her own lunch."
6 → JokeNext page Back to home
were riding around town with a sign
on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES - $50.00."
A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the cop
, "Why don't you stop them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion
The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS
SEEKING PETER - $50.00."