One good thing about getting older is that multitasking
You can sneeze, piss and shit yourself all at the same time!
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.
instructor says it's not pain
that I'll feel during labor
, but pressure. Is she right?
Yes, in the same way that a tornado
might be called an air current.
Touring the city was a tour guide and a bus full of elderly people. 30 minutes into the tour, the guide feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns back only to find an elderly woman offering a handful of peanuts
. With gratitute, he accepts and thanks the old woman.
Another 15 minutes and the same thing happens. This happens around 4 times. As the guide is offered again for the fifth time. He is now wondering, "Thank you, but why do you buy the peanuts if you do not eat them?", and the granny
answers, "We just like the chocolate