70 jokes about sam
9 cow jokes9 man jokes
A passenger train
is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor
walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
4 tornado jokesProposal
instructor says it's not pain
that I'll feel during labor
, but pressure. Is she right?
Yes, in the same way that a tornado
might be called an air current.
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.1 Short jokes
0 granny jokes Jokes
Touring the city was a tour guide and a bus full of elderly people. 30 minutes into the tour, the guide feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns back only to find an elderly woman offering a handful of peanuts
. With gratitute, he accepts and thanks the old woman.
Another 15 minutes and the same thing happens. This happens around 4 times. As the guide is offered again for the fifth time. He is now wondering, "Thank you, but why do you buy the peanuts if you do not eat them?", and the granny
answers, "We just like the chocolate