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What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

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How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

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How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook. They eat.
We clean. They dirt.
We iron. They wrinkle.

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