Roundhouse kick jokes

4 jokes about roundhouse kicks


What's harder than a diamond? Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

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Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

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The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

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