125 jokes about rounds
49 Earth jokes
asked Little Johnny
: "How can you prove the earth
Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."
1 bloke jokes
Two fat blokes
sitting in a pub
, one say to the other, "Your round!"
The other replies, "So are you, you fat bastard!"
3 Mike Tyson jokesProposal
Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing
It seems that no one else has big enough ears
to go 12 rounds.
A man is backpacking through Ireland, when he sees a bar, and goes in for a drink. He sees an old man, who breaks the silence.2 Short jokes
"You see this bar? I built this bar with my bare hands, found the finest wood, and planed it just so. But do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? NO!"
"You see that house out the window? I built that with my bare hands, blood, sweat and tears, too. Do they call me McGreggor the house builder? NO!"
"You see that pier on the lake? I built that with my own bare hands, drove the pickings against the tide and the sand, plank by plank, but do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? NO!"
The old man looks around to make sure no one is listening, and then leans in to the younger man.
"But you fuck one goat!!!!" ~ McGreggor the.....
76 dick jokesNext page Jokes
There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick
, and Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pea jumps around outside.
The teacher returns and yells: "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"