The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"31 Earth Jokes
Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."
Two fat blokes sitting in a pub, one say to the other, "Your round!"3 Bloke Jokes
The other replies, "So are you, you fat bastard!"
Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing match.3 Mike Tyson Jokes
It seems that no one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.
There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick, and Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pea jumps around outside.57 Dick Jokes
The teacher returns and yells: "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.43 Little Johnny Jokes
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"