Room jokes

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?

That's how dogs spend their lives.

What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

What's a mushroom?

The place they store school food!

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."