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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?

That's how dogs spend their lives.

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german shepard

What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

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What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

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man,proposing marriage

By three measures a manager is known:

1) The thickness of the carpet in his office.
2) The area of his desk.
3) The volume of his car's engine.

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conference room

teacher:2
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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