Yo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.48 Yo Momma Jokes
A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"27 Id Jokes
The driver says, "Bout what?"
A guy and a nun go golfing. The guy hits his ball into the water. He says "Damn! I missed!" The nun replies "Don't swear. God can hear you." So the guy is like "Whatever".15 God Jokes
He hits the ball again. It goes into the trees. "Damn! I missed!" "Don't swear, God can hear you!" "Whatever"
So, he hits his ball once again, but it only goes about 4 yards. "AARRRGH!!!! SHIT!!!!"
Ok, so about now, God gets mad. He throws down a thunderbolt. It hits the nun.
"Damn! I missed!"
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?4 Conductor Jokes
The conductor. Business before pleasure.
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?38 School JokesNext page JokesRoad Sayings
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!"