Road Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Roads


Why shouldn't women be able to drive?

There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!

35     Woman Jokes

What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?


20     Kentucky Jokes

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.

If only men would listen.

38     Man Jokes

Why did the man cross the road?

He heard the chicken was a slut.

12     Man Jokes

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?

There are skid marks before of the skunk.

1     Skunk Jokes

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