Why shouldn't women be able to drive?35 Woman Jokes
There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!
What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?20 Kentucky Jokes
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"38 Man Jokes
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.
If only men would listen.
Why did the man cross the road?12 Man Jokes
He heard the chicken was a slut.
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?1 Skunk JokesNext page JokesRoad Sayings
There are skid marks before of the skunk.