Why don't women blink during foreplay?38 Woman Jokes
They don't have time.
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"37 Teacher Jokes
"I'm in love." the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a condom!"
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?37 Sperm Jokes
Ring up and say you cannot cum.
A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.36 Priest Jokes
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During world war II, I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"34 Wedding JokesNext page Jokes
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?"