Rich - 5 jokes
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A wealthy man came home from a gambling
trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook
," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love
, we can fire the gardener
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finds a genie
's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes
, but your husband
will get ten times more than what you wished for."
The woman agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your husband will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more women will gawk at him?"
"That's okay," says the woman, "He'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful women." So the wish is granted.
Her second wish was that she would be the richest woman in the world. "You know your husband will be ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks.
"That's okay. What's mine is his and what's his is mine," replied the woman. So the wish was granted.
The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish. She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack.
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A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid
. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.
The maid, with her Gallic ancestry, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered. "Your husband
considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me himself."
The rich woman
just swallowed and said nothing.
"And furthermore," the angry girl continued, "I am better in bed than you!"
"And I suppose my husband told you that, too?"
"No, Madam," said the maid. "Not your husband ... the mail man!"
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What is the difference
between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your mother-in-law
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth and your mother-in-law doesn't know the difference.
A little boy was attended his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"1 Short jokes Jokesrich sayings
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said: "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"