Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."3 Grade Jokes
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject!"
Mother: "Let me see your report son."1 Helping Jokes
Son: "Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me!"
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.35 Police Jokes
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 feet 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:61 Sex Jokes
Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.
No fee, Chen Lee.
A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.48 Credit Card JokesNext page Jokes