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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

Honda ... because the apostles were all in one accord.

10     bible jokes


A guy and a nun go golfing. The guy hits his ball into the water. He says "Damn! I missed!" The nun replies "Don't swear. God can hear you." So the guy is like "Whatever".

He hits the ball again. It goes into the trees. "Damn! I missed!" "Don't swear, God can hear you!" "Whatever"

So, he hits his ball once again, but it only goes about 4 yards. "AARRRGH!!!! SHIT!!!!"

Ok, so about now, God gets mad. He throws down a thunderbolt. It hits the nun.

"Damn! I missed!"

14     God jokes


How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes millions of years.

7     light bulb jokes






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