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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were: "Oh, Shit!"

Only the state of Alabama was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

28     beer jokes


Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

13     bible jokes


Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

26     lottery jokes


One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."

He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."

He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."

He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"

"No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."

16     God jokes


How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.

12     God jokes






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