So there were these two cows
, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said,"I tell you, this mad-cow-disease
is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm
The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks
Who is General
Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.