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The U.S Military has stopped dropping bombs in Iraq, and started dropping Chuck Norris, because he's cheaper and he does more damage.

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What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

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Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

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man,proposing marriage

Why are all the unemployed in Palm Beach County, Florida sitting on the dock?

An elections official said he needed help to count votes, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats!

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civil servant,sleeping

To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.

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