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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.

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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.

Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."

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Yo momma is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape.

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A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "... 13 ... 13 ... 13 ..."

The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned "... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."

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I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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