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Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed!

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Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers ... we had $100 when we broke in!"

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