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Why is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.

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The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore looking at the men's toiletries. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.

"I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."

The clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"

"No," says Judi, it's for his underarms."

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