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1st Roman Soldier: "What is the time?"

2nd Roman Soldier: "XX past VII!"

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Why did they stop the leper baseball game?

The pitcher threw his arm out and the left fielder dropped a ball.

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Son: "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"

Dad: "Hmm. You are my son, Iam confident of that. Your friend Timmy is also my son, that's confidential!"

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?

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