How many philosophers
does it take to change a light bulb?
1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?"
2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."
3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?"
4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.
What not to say to the nice policeman
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph
to keep up with me! Good Job!