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How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

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What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?

They both came from France in a wooden box.

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A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following question: Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant and a hose not connected to the hydrant. What would you do?

P: I would attach the hose to the hydrant, turn on the water, and put out the fire.
M: I would attach the hose to the hydrant, turn on the water, and put out the fire.

Then they were asked this question: Suppose you walked by a house and saw a hose connected to a hydrant. What would you do?

P: I would keep walking, as there is no problem to solve.
M: I would disconnect the hose from the hydrant and set the house on fire, reducing the problem to a previously solved form.

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes millions of years.

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