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Two Greeks chat.

Costa: "Did you ever fuck your girlfriend in the other hole?"

Spiros: "You are fuckin mad. I don’t want to make her pregnant!"

37     sex jokes


Why do men want their brides to wear white?

Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!

30     man jokes


Father and son in supermarket.

"Dad, what are these?"

"That's a 3pack of condoms son for secondary school lads. 1 for Friday night, 1 for Saturday night and 1 for Sunday night."

"What about the 6pack dad?"

"Those are for University lads. 2 for Friday night, 2 for Satuday night and 2 for Sunday night."

"Well dad, what about the 12pack then?"

"Married men son. 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March ..."

49     sex jokes


Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...

45     woman jokes


Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

50     smile jokes






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