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A bloke walks into a bar and orders 10 double whiskys and downs them in one.

Barman: "What's up?"

Bloke: "My youngest son just told me he's gay".

Next day he goes in and orders 15 double whiskys.

Barman: "What's up now?"

Bloke: "Just found out my oldest son is gay!"

Next day he goes in and orders 20 double whiskys.

Barman: "Fuck me! Does no one in your family like pussies?"

Bloke: "Yes - my wife!"

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A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?

Mum says:"That's my sponge.

The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

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Two Greeks chat.

Costa: "Did you ever fuck your girlfriend in the other hole?"

Spiros: "You are fuckin mad. I don’t want to make her pregnant!"

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Why do men want their brides to wear white?

Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!

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Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?

Theres no place like home ...

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