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What's the difference between a pussy cat and a pussy?

One hates water while the other loves to be wet.

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George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him.

He turned to Moses and said: "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied: "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"

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Yo momma is so ugly when she was born, her mother said: "What a treasure!" and her father said: "Yea lets go bury it!"

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A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?

Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"

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The husband returns home from the office. He kisses his wife, then spots the cat. Horrified he asks what happened to the cats fur?

His wife replied: "You told me to shave the pussy and there it is."

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