27 jokes about pussies
Why do women have legs?
Have you seen the mess a slug makes?
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→ JokeProposalWhat's the difference between a pussy cat and a pussy?
One hates water while the other loves to be wet.
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→ JokeProposalGeorge W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him.
He turned to Moses and said: "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"
Moses replied: "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"
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→ JokeProposalYo momma is so ugly when she was born, her mother said: "What a treasure!" and her father said: "Yea lets go bury it!"
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→ JokeA girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?
Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"
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