Pupil: "This egg is bad!"5 Egg Jokes
Cook: "Don't blame me I only laid the table!"
Pupil: "There is a dead fly in my dinner"4 Fly Jokes
Cook: "Oh dear, I wonder if it died after tasting it!"
Pupil: "I don't like cheese with holes!"2 Cheese Jokes
Dinner Lady: "Well just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate!"
Teacher: "Give me three reasons why the world is round!"0 Reason Jokes Jokes
Pupil: "Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so!"