Pupil Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Pupils


Pupil: "This egg is bad!"

Cook: "Don't blame me I only laid the table!"

5     Egg Jokes

Pupil: "There is a dead fly in my dinner"

Cook: "Oh dear, I wonder if it died after tasting it!"

4     Fly Jokes

Pupil: "I don't like cheese with holes!"

Dinner Lady: "Well just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate!"

2     Cheese Jokes

Teacher: "Give me three reasons why the world is round!"

Pupil: "Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so!"

0     Reason Jokes