Teacher: "Why are you the only one in class today?"1 School Dinners Jokes
Pupil: "Because I missed school dinner yesterday!"
Teacher: "What are the Great Plains?"0 Great Plains Jokes
Pupil: "747, Concorde and F-16!"
Pupil: "My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were."0 Rocky Mountains Jokes
Mother: "Well next time remember where you put things!"
Teacher: "Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?"0 Statue Of Liberty Jokes
Pupil: "Because it can't sit down!"
Pupil (on phone): "My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today."0 School JokesNext page Jokes
School Secretary: "Who is this?"
Pupil: "This is my father speaking!"