Pupil Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Pupils


Teacher: "Why are you the only one in class today?"

Pupil: "Because I missed school dinner yesterday!"

1     School Dinners Jokes

Teacher: "What are the Great Plains?"

Pupil: "747, Concorde and F-16!"

0     Great Plains Jokes

Pupil: "My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were."

Mother: "Well next time remember where you put things!"

0     Rocky Mountains Jokes

Teacher: "Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?"

Pupil: "Because it can't sit down!"

0     Statue Of Liberty Jokes

Pupil (on phone): "My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today."

School Secretary: "Who is this?"

Pupil: "This is my father speaking!"

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