Pupil jokes

34 jokes about pupils


Teacher: "What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?"

Pupil: "Dead? I didn't even know it was sick!"

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Teacher: "What are the Great Plains?"

Pupil: "747, Concorde and F-16!"

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Pupil: "My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were."

Mother: "Well next time remember where you put things!"

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Teacher: "Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?"

Pupil: "Because it can't sit down!"

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Pupil (on phone): "My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today."

School Secretary: "Who is this?"

Pupil: "This is my father speaking!"

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