Pupil jokes

34 jokes about pupils


Teacher: "You missed school yesterday didn't you?"

Pupil: "Not very much!"

1     missing jokes

Teacher: "What do we call the outer part of a tree?"

Pupil: "Don't know Miss!"

Teacher: "Bark, silly, bark!"

Pupil: "Woof, woof!"

1     bark jokes

Teacher: "What is a comet?"

Pupil: "A star with a tail!"

Teacher: "Can you name one?"

Pupil: "Lassie!"

1     comets jokes

Teacher: "Why are you the only one in class today?"

Pupil: "Because I missed school dinner yesterday!"

1     school dinners jokes

Teacher: "I wished you would pay a little attention!"

Pupil: "I'm paying as little as I can!"

1     teacher jokes

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