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Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."

Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject!"

2     report jokes


Teacher: "The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it?"

Pupil: "My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks!"

3     politics jokes


Teacher: "Who succeeded the first President of the USA?"

Pupil: "The second one!"

2     president jokes


Dinner lady: "It's very rude to reach over the table for cakes, haven't you got a tongue in your head?"

Pupil: "Yes, but my arms are longer!"

1     tongue jokes


Teacher: "What is a comet?"

Pupil: "A star with a tail!"

Teacher: "Can you name one?"

Pupil: "Lassie!"

1     comets jokes






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