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Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."

Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject!"

3     Report Jokes


Pupil: "I don't think I deserved the 0 % you gave me for that test."

Teacher: "Neither do I but its the lowest I could give!"

2     Grade Jokes


Teacher: "Why were you late?"

Pupil: "Sorry, I overslept."

Techer: "You mean you need to sleep at home too!"

3     Sleeping Jokes


Teacher: "The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it?"

Pupil: "My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks!"

5     Politics Jokes


"Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it."

"It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!"

2     Exam Jokes






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