Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."3 Report Jokes
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject!"
Pupil: "I don't think I deserved the 0 % you gave me for that test."2 Grade Jokes
Teacher: "Neither do I but its the lowest I could give!"
Teacher: "Why were you late?"3 Sleeping Jokes
Pupil: "Sorry, I overslept."
Techer: "You mean you need to sleep at home too!"
Teacher: "The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it?"5 Politics Jokes
Pupil: "My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks!"
"Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it."2 Exam JokesNext page Jokes
"It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!"