3 mice in a pub having a heavy discussing who's the hardest.3 Mouse Jokes
The first mouse says: "I'm the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room!"
The second mouse says: "You poof I get rat poison crush it into a powder and snort it!"
The third mouse finishes his drink gets up and walks to the door.
"Where are you going?" ask the other two mice.
"Home to fuck the cat!"
Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My mother-in-law is an angel."2 Mother-In-Law Jokes
His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook a long line of inconvenienced travelers by herself. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushes to the front and demands to be on the next flight, first class.3 Agent JokesProposal
Agent: "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first."
Passenger: "Do you have any idea who I am?"
The gate agent grabs her public address microphone, "May I have your attention, please? We have a passenger here who does not know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 17."
The man grits his teeth, "Screw you."
She replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."
A blonde man looked into the mirror, and said: I have seen this face, but where....? The next day he looks at the glass of the public televisions and sees his face and says: Oh... So you were the one who broke into my house yesterday, and the man breaks the glass.... He hurts himself and hello there reader, I hope that you add me on my discord if you see this joke.. My discord is: SamYoBoi#3905 ~ SamYoBoitag39050 Short jokes Jokes