3 jokes about proofs
52 → JokeProposal
asked Little Johnny
: "How can you prove the earth
Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."
A proof that men have better friends:7 → Joke
A woman didn't come home one night. Next morning she told her husband she had slept over at a friends house. Husband calls her 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Man didn't come home one night. Next morning he says he slept over at a friends house. Wife calls his 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he slept over and two said he was still there.
30 → Joke
They've got a new birth control pill for men
now. I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets
out of the gun
than to wear a bulletproof vest.