Programming Jokes
Top Jokes about Programming

Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.