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Windows 95: The first program, having its best-before-date include in its name.

10     windows jokes


Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

15     windows jokes


THIS HEADQUARTERS REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAM. Everyone here gets enough exercise:

1) Jumping to conclusions.
2) Flying off the handle.
3) Carrying things too far.
4) Dodging responsibilities and
5) Pushing their luck.

9     exercise jokes


There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

47     money jokes


Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

26     sex jokes






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