Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"8 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"
"Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said."2 Remembering Jokes
"When did you first notice this problem?"
Psychiatrist: "What's your problem?"19 Chicken Jokes
Patient: "I think I'm a chicken."
Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.24 Nasa Jokes
The Russians used a pencil.
A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following question: Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant and a hose not connected to the hydrant. What would you do?16 Mathematician JokesNext page JokesProblem Sayings
P: I would attach the hose to the hydrant, turn on the water, and put out the fire.
M: I would attach the hose to the hydrant, turn on the water, and put out the fire.
Then they were asked this question: Suppose you walked by a house and saw a hose connected to a hydrant. What would you do?
P: I would keep walking, as there is no problem to solve.
M: I would disconnect the hose from the hydrant and set the house on fire, reducing the problem to a previously solved form.