Princess jokes

17 jokes about princesses


Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?

Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.

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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?

Princess Diana never became a queen of England.

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What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?

"You look smashing!"

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Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette - "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"

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What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?

They both came from France in a wooden box.

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