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Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette - "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"

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Dodi and Diana wanted a wedding made in heaven ...

Versace was sent up first to get the wedding gown and decorative preparations done for the occasion.

Then D & D went on together.

Mother Teresa went next to bless the couple.

An invitation was sent to Elton John to sing at the service but somehow it was misdirected and went to John Denver instead.

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Why did the Princess cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Proposal

Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What was the last thing that went through her mind?
The windshield     ~ Princess diana

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