14 jokes about princess diana
Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song
- "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"
and Diana wanted a wedding
made in heaven
Versace was sent up first to get the wedding gown and decorative preparations done for the occasion.
Then D & D went on together.
Mother Teresa went next to bless the couple.
An invitation was sent to Elton John to sing at the service but somehow it was misdirected and went to John Denver instead.
Why did the Princess
cross the road
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did princess Diana cross the road?6
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt
What was the last thing that went through her mind?
The windshield ~ Princess diana