19 jokes about princes
Once upon a time, a beautiful princess
happened upon a frog
in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss
from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."
That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.
A lonely frog
, desparate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic
Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"
"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology
Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing
It seems that no one else has big enough ears
to go 12 rounds.
Why did princess Diana cross the road?6
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt
What was the last thing that went through her mind?
The windshield ~ Princess diana
What do Lady Diana
and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall