26 jokes about presidentsProposal
George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him.5 → JokeProposal
He turned to Moses and said: "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"
Moses replied: "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"
Teacher: "Who succeeded the first President of the USA?"2 → JokeProposal
Pupil: "The second one!"
They said that when a black man becomes president, pigs will fly.2 → JokeProposal
Exactly 100 days after Barack Obama became president swine flu.
Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.2 → JokeProposal
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.”
Billy ~ Toni
Yo momma's so fat, her butt cheeks have their own president! ~ anonymous1 → Joke