27 jokes about presidents
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looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President.
"It's the Abortion Bill
, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"
"Just go ahead and pay it."
20 → Joke
Why does Hillary
want to have sex
with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
She wants to be the first lady.
22 → Joke
Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?
O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker
, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
19 → Joke
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris
21 → Joke
An official Gallup survey
polled over 1000 women
with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"