Jokes - Pregnant
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Pregnant 2 Quotes | Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy? Yes, your bladder. 5 Comments · Single View
 A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations.The operation is performed, but a couple of months later, she's still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat more serious operation, but still not as complicated as the third alternative. But, there's still no result, and another couple of months later she's back in the doctor's office, and this time she gets the big one. After having recovered in some weeks, the couple resumes normal marital activities, and this time they actually succeed in conceiving a baby. Filled with joy, the young wife now sees the doctor for the regular examination during pregnancy and says, "We're so happy doctor, we're finally having a baby. But what was this third operation actually all about? The first two weren't that bad, but this last one I think must have been quite a job, I was dizzy for weeks after." "Well," the doctor replies, "since the first two standard operations failed, we started suspecting your method rather than your ability, so I made a connection from your throat to your uterus." 3 Comments · Single View A man walked into a bar after just being dumped. The person serving at the time was a woman. She kept on giving him free drinks the whole night. When the bar had closed she went up to him and asked if he wanted to go upstairs for a quicky. He of course said yes and they went upstairs.When they got there the women asked if he had any protection. He didn't have any and answered no. So she told him there was a chemist across the road and gave him $ 1. When he got to the chemist there were a selection of condoms to choose from: There was a tramp one for 50 p. There was an apple flavoured one for $ 1. And there was a metal one for $ 1.50. As he only had one pound the man bought the apple flavoured one. During the the night of fun the condom slipped and the lady got pregnant. The couple married and raised a son. When he was 5 years old, he went up to his dad and cried: "Daddy why do I have green arms? This is not fair." To this the dad replied: "I would count yourself lucky my son. If I would have had an extra 50 p you would have been Robo-Cop" 0 Comments · Single View |
