Two Greeks chat.34 Sex Jokes
Costa: "Did you ever fuck your girlfriend in the other hole?"
Spiros: "You are fuckin mad. I don’t want to make her pregnant!"
A lady in labour is shouting the usual stuff: "Get this out of me!", "Give me the drugs!",... She turns to her boyfriend and says: "You did this to me you bastard!"34 Sex Jokes
He replies casually: "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said 'Fuck Off! It'll be too painful!' Not laughing now are we!?"
If men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.6 Man Jokes
Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?20 Bladder Jokes
Yes, your bladder.
What is the most common pregnancy craving?14 Man JokesNext page Jokes
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.