Pregnant Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Pregnant


Two Greeks chat.

Costa: "Did you ever fuck your girlfriend in the other hole?"

Spiros: "You are fuckin mad. I don’t want to make her pregnant!"

34     Sex Jokes

A lady in labour is shouting the usual stuff: "Get this out of me!", "Give me the drugs!",... She turns to her boyfriend and says: "You did this to me you bastard!"

He replies casually: "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said 'Fuck Off! It'll be too painful!' Not laughing now are we!?"

34     Sex Jokes

If men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

6     Man Jokes

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder.

20     Bladder Jokes

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

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