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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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man,wheel barrow:2

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

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skull,swords

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.

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tux,linux

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said: "Let's talk, I am sure that flights are faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger.

"How about nuclear power?" The girl asked.

"Ok," he said "That could be an interesting topic!"

The girl continues: "But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"The stranger thinks about it and says:"Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies:"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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