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Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

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Yo momma is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

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Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

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Yo momma is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

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A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, "If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

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