3 jokes about post offices
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps
They had pictures of lawyers
on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit
walks into the Post Office to buy stamps
for her Christmas
"What denomination?" asks the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist."
The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon.1
Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was.
When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven."
"I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know your way to the post office."