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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What do you call a positively charged pussy-cat?

A CATion.

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A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"

"I'm positive." replied the atom.

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