Positive jokes

Positive - 3 jokes


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

38     woman jokes

What do you call a positively charged pussy-cat?

A CATion.

16     cat jokes

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"

"I'm positive." replied the atom.

13     atom jokes