"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "33 Fairy Tale Jokes
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks."18 President Jokes Jokes
Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.
"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."
"Al? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"
"The handwriting's the first lady's."