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Police Jokes
Police 6 Quotes |  A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat. He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog. When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said "potatoes". 6 Comments · Single View
 One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living shit out of her. Some people passing by spotted this and called the police. As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman." 11 Comments · Single View |
