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Police Jokes
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 A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love with his wife."No darling, we can't do it here, what if the kid wakes up?" "You are right, lets go to the beach." They went to the empty beach and start to make love. All of a sudden, a policeman run into them. "Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can't do that in public." "You are right", said the husband, "but it was a moment of weakness. We didn't see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me." "Don't worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it." 1 Comment · Single View
 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "LOW BRIDGE AHEAD". Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got your truck stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." 9 Comments · Single View |
