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Policemen · Radar Detectors · Officers · Police
policeman,dogWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
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Policemen · Police · Speeding · Cars · Arrests
policeman,batonWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
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Police · Cars · Tickets · Insults · Wal-Mart
carYesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
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Police · Mothers · Arrests · Exams
policeman,dogA police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He said, "Call for backup."
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Police · Fat · Policemen · Nice · Physical
policeman,donutWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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