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Policemen · Guns · Police · Magnums · Weapons
policeman,batonWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
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Policemen · Police · Speeding · Cars · Arrests
policeman,dogWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
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Police · Cars · Insults · Wal-Mart · Tickets
policeman,dogYesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...

So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!

This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
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Police · Policemen · Village People · Villages
policeman,dogWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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Police · God · Suspects
policeman,batonPolice Quote: "In God we trust, all others are suspects."
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