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Police Quote: "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a while."

9     Handcuff Jokes


A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

22     Lady Jokes


A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"

"I'm positive." replied the atom.

13     Atom Jokes


What not to say to the nice policeman:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

16     Beer Jokes


A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

16     Drunk Jokes






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