Police Quote: "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a while."9 Handcuff Jokes
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.22 Lady Jokes
Police are looking into it.
A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"13 Atom Jokes
"I'm positive." replied the atom.
What not to say to the nice policeman:16 Beer Jokes
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.16 Drunk JokesNext page Jokes
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Because I'm drunk."