2 jokes about pleasures
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and a violist
are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The conductor. Business
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since he bought it when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.38 → Joke
So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.
There after he quickly realized that he couldn't seperate himself from the instrument. He read the manual but didn't find a way out. He tried every button on the instrument, but still nothing seem to work
Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry", replied the customer service "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons!"