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74 jokes about plays


How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?

Mark it "solo".

2     violist jokes

What games do elephants play with ants?


1     elephant jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?"

"Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy."

0     mommy mommy jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Can Sheldon come out and play baseball with us?"

"You already know your little brother has no arms and legs!"

"Yeah, we know. We just wanna use him for second base."

0     mommy mommy jokes


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